Jack Bauer Facts…..

January 16th, 2007 by e-tech

Jack Bauer
I must say i’m not an avid fan of 24 but i do enjoy it if i have the time to watch.While browsing the net today i stumbled upon an intresting site that features 24 Jack Bauer Facts, it’s kinda like the Chuck Norris facts that were floating around the net last year, what makes it better was because of last night’s episode of 24, if you missed it than make sure you watch it. ;)

Here are some facts:

3.30 Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
3.29 Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
3.29 If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
3.27 Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
3.26 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
3.22 The only reason you’re conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn’t want to carry you.
3.20 Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
3.19 There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.
3.18 They say you can’t go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons.
3.15 Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.
3.12 When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
3.11 When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
3.09 When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer fuckin’ hates lemonade.
3.08 As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg.
3.07 Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

Full list here

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